Last will and testament
Steve lived all his life in the Florida Keys and is on his deathbed and
knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons
are with him. He asks for two witnesses to be present, and a camcorder
be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready, he begins
to speak:
"My son, Doug, I want you to take the Ocean Reef houses"
"My daughter Kelly, you take the apartments between mile markers 100 and
Tavernier."
"My son, Kevin, I want you to take the offices over in the Marathon
Government Center."
"Cathy, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the
bay side on Blackwater Sound."
The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his
extensive holdings, and as Steve slips away, the nurse says, "Your
husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all
this property."
The wife replies, "The asshole had a paper route."
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