dog humor

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Sun, May 9, 2021 3:53 PM

A mechanic once owned a dog named "Mace." Mace had a bad habit of eating
all the grass in the mechanic's lawn, so the mechanic had to keep Mace
inside. The grass eventually became overgrown. One day the mechanic was
working on a car in his backyard and dropped his wrench losing it in the
tall grass. He couldn't find it for the life of him so he decided to
call it a day. That night, Mace escaped from the house and ate all the
grass in the backyard. The next morning, the mechanic went outside and
saw his wrench glinting in the sunlight. Realizing what had happened, he
looked up to the heavens and proclaimed... "A grazing Mace, how sweet
the hound that saved a wrench for me!"

A mechanic once owned a dog named "Mace." Mace had a bad habit of eating all the grass in the mechanic's lawn, so the mechanic had to keep Mace inside. The grass eventually became overgrown. One day the mechanic was working on a car in his backyard and dropped his wrench losing it in the tall grass. He couldn't find it for the life of him so he decided to call it a day. That night, Mace escaped from the house and ate all the grass in the backyard. The next morning, the mechanic went outside and saw his wrench glinting in the sunlight. Realizing what had happened, he looked up to the heavens and proclaimed... "A grazing Mace, how sweet the hound that saved a wrench for me!"